Crapper McGee's definitions

gideons

A secretive group of people that place Bibles in hotel rooms. Since no-one has ever actually seen a gideon, it is believed that they started out as outcast ninjas the had embraced christianity. Government programs concentrating on capturing and studying gideons have so far been unsuccessful.

"I'm gonna call the reception and tell them I'm don't have a bible in my room, maybe I'll get lucky and see a gideon".

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

sex and travel

a more complicated way of saying "fuck off" to a person.

Dude1: Hey, you like sex and travel?
Dude2: Yeah, sure!
Dude1: Then FUCK OFF!

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

velcro

When you shave the hair on your head to 2 or 1 millimeter in length, so that when you run your hand over your head, it feels like a coarse, short-haired brush. When you try to pull a sweater or shirt over your head, it will stick a bit like velcro.

"Man, this velcro got me a head full of lint from my sweater".

by Crapper McGee January 25, 2004

bolt-on

Breast implants/female with breast implants

"Whoa! That's some serious bolt-ons!" or "She's an obvious bolt-on."

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004