Crapper McGee's definitions

fundamentalist christians

Dumbass religious fucks that thinks the world is only twelwe-thousand years old, and that God created them in only one day. Yeah, kinda proves that He rushed it...

Dude: "What about dinosaur fossils?"
Chr. fund.: "God put them there to test
our faith!"
Dude: "I think God put YOU here to test
MY faith, dude..."

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

conk

The head/the human head.

"He's totally bing in the conk!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

metal militia

Group of hardcore metal fans, not pussy-metal hair-band fans, but real hardcore metal-music fans. Often spotted sporting riveted armbands, black leather trenchcoats, heavy metal-plated boots and long, black hair. Will frequently haedbang, play air-guitar and do the metal/satan hand-sign.

Dude, with that totally gay pink shirt, I'd try to avoid the metal milita over there if I were you.

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

beezer

Nose, the one in the middle of your face, you know.

"Damn, she's got a big beezer!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

hit you back

n. meaning to return a favour on a later occasion, i.e. borrowing money and paying that person back later.

Let me borrow some ends, I'll hit you back on the 1st, by brotha...

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

bacon

Scabs, stagnated/oxided blood over wounds. People commonly pick on them.

"Don't pick on that bacon, or it will never heal properly".

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

humans

The doom of this planet.

"Humans are nothing but fucking viruses with shoes."

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004