Crapper McGee's definitions

fundamentalist christians

Dumbass religious fucks that thinks the world is only twelwe-thousand years old, and that God created them in only one day. Yeah, kinda proves that He rushed it...

Dude: "What about dinosaur fossils?"
Chr. fund.: "God put them there to test
our faith!"
Dude: "I think God put YOU here to test
MY faith, dude..."

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

conk

The head/the human head.

"He's totally bing in the conk!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

baconhair

Curly hair, like bacon curls up in the frying pan.

"Let's buzz, baconhair!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

balloon land

When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.

"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

metal militia

Group of hardcore metal fans, not pussy-metal hair-band fans, but real hardcore metal-music fans. Often spotted sporting riveted armbands, black leather trenchcoats, heavy metal-plated boots and long, black hair. Will frequently haedbang, play air-guitar and do the metal/satan hand-sign.

Dude, with that totally gay pink shirt, I'd try to avoid the metal milita over there if I were you.

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

pornography

Graphic depiction that has no artistic merit and that leads to sexual thought.

Which is basically every commercial I have ever seen...

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

I hear you

'I hear you' or 'I hear ya'

Old hippie expression for accepting another persons statement/oppinion even if you do not agree with them, because you respect the other persons right to their own oppinion and freedom of expression and speech.

Asshole: Hitler had the right idea,
he was just an under-acheiver!
Hippie: Mmmkay, man... I hear you!

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004