Crapper McGee's definitions

balloon land

When, after inhaling too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas), contained in a baloon, you subsequently pass out, as nitrous is used as an anasthetic.

"Shit, Pete's gone to balloon land! Hahahahaha!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

baconhair

Curly hair, like bacon curls up in the frying pan.

"Let's buzz, baconhair!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

fundamentalist christians

Dumbass religious fucks that thinks the world is only twelwe-thousand years old, and that God created them in only one day. Yeah, kinda proves that He rushed it...

Dude: "What about dinosaur fossils?"
Chr. fund.: "God put them there to test
our faith!"
Dude: "I think God put YOU here to test
MY faith, dude..."

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

conk

The head/the human head.

"He's totally bing in the conk!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

khakis

Slang/mispronounciation of "car keys".

"Gimme the khakis, I'm outta here!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004

hit you back

n. meaning to return a favour on a later occasion, i.e. borrowing money and paying that person back later.

Let me borrow some ends, I'll hit you back on the 1st, by brotha...

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

pornography

Graphic depiction that has no artistic merit and that leads to sexual thought.

Which is basically every commercial I have ever seen...

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004