1 definition by Crank My Urethra
A morbidly obese female (or faggot), usually promiscuous or an escort, who's purpose is to repeatedly slam themselves into your nutsack.
Guy 1 - "That bitch straight BOUNCED off my balls yo, she must've been 650lbs or some shit. Total nutcrumpler."
Guy 2 - "Dude your nuts must've been CRUMPLED!!"
Guy 2 - "Dude your nuts must've been CRUMPLED!!"
by Crank My Urethra February 7, 2014