Craig in the Hat
The stain made in your undercrackers, clothing or similar made by a follow-through or badly wiped bottom.
Similar to the
Map of China
, it can resemble any geographical land mass, from Africa (a big splurge with a drip) to the Philippines (an explosion of
An obvious outcome (LOL!) of
, Belgian sneezes and other trouser-related toilet mis-haps.
John had a dodgy curry last night and when he woke up this morning he'd made a classic shit map of India in his shorts!
Lesbians by another name. Those who sup from the furry cup and follow a meat-free diet.
The only decent looking women in Quebec are all lezzers! The only warm place to stick your
is in a
I love rugmunching a girl with a big hairy bush! Makes me feel like the Indiana Jones of
An unpleasant event, gathering or social occasion that is best avoided usually because of the people attending.
"Can I come to your place on Boxing Day? The wife's family are coming round and it'll be the usual cunts' circus!"
"I went to Bob's leaving do and it was ok until the Boss arrived. Then it just turned into a right cunts' circus so I left early"
which causes particles of watery shit, anal mucus or diarrhea (collectively known as
) to be expelled unexpectedly from the anus.
Similar to a
but with more 'body'.
A partial act of following through, usually signifying an upset tummy!
I was in my office and I needed to fart so I checked the coast was clear and let rip. Just my luck, it was a sneaky Belgian Sneeze and I spent the rest of the day with a
of Africa in the back of my pants!
Small quantities of shit expelled from the anus often accidentally whilst performing a Belgian Sneeze or Dutch Cough (farting).
A partial act of 'following through'.
Christ! I popped a fart and filled my undercrackers with fecal debris! Luckily, they were pebbles so I shook those undies out!
A barrier in a company which stops men from progressing or being promoted. You need to have a
to get through it. A feature of
Our office is totally run by bitches. You've got no chance of breaking through the pussy ceiling if you have a
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