2 definitions by Cracker of a bloke

Useless fat wanker. Couldn’t win his mother’s love nevermind the Championship.
Jon - “Did you eat all the pies?”

Dave - “Do I fucking look like Steve Bruce?”
by Cracker of a bloke February 12, 2019
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“Yo, I might just kweng his jaw.”
by Cracker of a bloke February 12, 2019
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