Definitions by Crack the toaster

The rot consumes 

A way of saying nevermind.

''Bro my dog got hit by a tractor!''
''Well, the rot consumes.''

The rot consumes by Crack the toaster April 1, 2023

Unalbertified 

When someone or something takes away the Albert in an Albertified item (search up the word Albertified) making the object freer in its opinions.

''Finally, we've unalbertified the country!''

Unalbertified by Crack the toaster October 27, 2022

Albertified 

The act of Albert making something the way he wants it ignoring everyone else opinion.

''Ugh this burrito has been Albertified, I hate this!''

Albertified by Crack the toaster October 27, 2022