Crack the toaster's definitions

Albertified

The act of Albert making something the way he wants it ignoring everyone else opinion.

''Ugh this burrito has been Albertified, I hate this!''

by Crack the toaster October 27, 2022

Unalbertified

When someone or something takes away the Albert in an Albertified item (search up the word Albertified) making the object freer in its opinions.

''Finally, we've unalbertified the country!''

by Crack the toaster October 27, 2022

The rot consumes

A way of saying nevermind.

''Bro my dog got hit by a tractor!''
''Well, the rot consumes.''

by Crack the toaster April 1, 2023