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foshizalism

A religion that is based off of foshizalistics, otherwise known as Morgan Freeman's chest hair. It has been known is the foshizalistic Bible that George W. Bush has started unnecessary wars because it makes him feel womanly. Infact, it gives him the impression that he has a very powerful, iron, indestructable vajayjay. This religion is usually followed by anyone who takes it up the ass. Or people who think a penis is a strawberry flavoured ice cream cone.

The bomb that just dropped was due to Bush's need to menstruate. because of foshizalism

by Crack Whores July 14, 2008