Crack's definitions
The iPod you take on a road trip when other passengers in the car have already volunteered to be in charge of the music for the trip. Because you doubt their taste in music, you bring your own iPod as a backup for when they experience shuffle shame.
Joe: So we're all set for the trip to the beach. I'm driving..Bob, you are in charge of the music.
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...
by crack June 26, 2009
Get the Safety Podmug. by crack December 11, 2004
Get the wtvmug. In a game of Natural-Selection a Lork on the Clorf means a Lerk on the cliff. A mapping flaw was used for the aliens advantage. He uses spores to spore marine spawn and spike the marines resource tower.
by crack January 6, 2004
Get the lork on the clorfmug.