2 definitions by Cpl Schmuckatelli

When you strike an obnoxious golfer or disc golfer with a ball or disc, respectively.
I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.

I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.
by Cpl Schmuckatelli July 23, 2020
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A written or spoken gaffe typical of Donald Morgan.
Don: I thought I made myself implicitly clear...
Willie: That's a new Morganism!

Boss: We're on a two hour delay tomorrow due to weather.
Don: eye-eye sir!
Willie: I can't believe my "ayes", another Morganism!
by Cpl Schmuckatelli January 12, 2017
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