2 definitions by Coyote sasquatch

A fish fucker is an incompetent county employee... prone laziness in all forms, a cunning back stabber but basically lacking real intelligence or character... and manages to shift the blame for his own bad actions and laziness to others..
Statement....John is a major fish-fucker, I can't believe all the shit that lazy bastard gets away with..as supervisor he let an employee steal $385,000 then claimed he wasn't responsible because he's not an accountant..and his administrative aid went to prison... while he bought a new house with proceeds from his fish fuckery..

Reply... What was he doing, while it all came down? Fucking a fish in the bathroom or was he doing a Richard Gere fish cakewith it?

Did the fish cum?

Answer..No the fish-fuckers dick is too small and flaccid to make anyone or thing cum, even himself
by Coyote sasquatch November 16, 2013
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Similar in concept to a weeaboo and equally lame, only with bad tattoos and focused on Nordic culture 1,000 years in the past...
I'm a Viking....

No you're not, there haven't been any Vikings for 1,000 years... you just like to drink and are kinda stupid.....
by Coyote sasquatch May 17, 2016
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