1 definition by Cousin Fred2

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Your somewhat deranged crazy zoo worker uncle. Apparently the water there has made him crazy, because he now goes around collecting elephant sperm…and helping people off the elephants. He also consistently needs helpers for his collection program. He is a sad, sad person to have in your family.
If your uncle Jack helps you off an elephant, would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant
by Cousin Fred2 August 18, 2013

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