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3 definitions by Count Crotchula

when you go to guantanamo bay and you have to suck big bob's big fat dick
big bob: ya'll ready for your cock meat sandwich

harold: umm....no

big bob: well you better get hungry real quick cuz i got a lotta meat

Kumar: tell me before we do this, are all the guards on guantanamo bay gay?

big bob: fuck no, aint nothin gay about getting your dick sucked.

big bob: your the ones who are gay for sucking my dick.

Big bob: infact it creeps me out just being around you fags.
by Count Crotchula August 02, 2008
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when you stick your balls in to the chicks vagina after you came in her vagina
man i just kitty bagged that chick and got my balls wet
by Count Crotchula May 27, 2008
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1. some one who lives in Kitimat, BC

2. some one who has sexual relations with a horse/poney
guy: dude i just saw someone fucking a horse

other guy: aww, what a poney pounder
by Count Crotchula July 19, 2008
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