Definitions by Corrie McNulty

Bearded axe wound 

A bloody, furry, vagina.

Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.

Bearded axe wound by Corrie McNulty October 18, 2008

Fudgina 

When a woman takes it in the vagina after it has been in the anus. Therefore it has been fudge packed.

"Last night, I gave her a fudgina, it was glorious!"

Fudgina by Corrie McNulty June 12, 2008