1 definition by Cornelius the Great

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A person with an extreme lack of sophistication, basic decency and common sense.

Douchers rarely come to the self- realisation that they are in fact douchers.

Common Doucher Symptoms:

1. Poor sentence structure/ Hard to understand
2. Uses vulgary language in public locations
3. Often contradicts themselves
4. Likes to harrass wildlife
5. Walks around late at night informing strangers that they are intoxicated

Doucher: "Im so baked man, can I have some of your slurpee?
Civilian (To Friend): "Lets get away from these douchers!"


Douchers: "Check out these cat mats we stole"
Civilians: "What are you going to do with them?"
Douchers: "Throw' em in the lake"
by Cornelius the Great July 10, 2008

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