2 definitions by Cooter the Scooter

Theft, Stealing, especially by a stinky and sneaky individual
Ima engage in some figery.
That guy is figging.
Je hate gaming Tim cuz he figgs all the time!
by Cooter the Scooter May 9, 2021
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A disability that makes the victim have little intelligence and act similar to Cooter The Scooter. This can include actions like mistaking Lamborghinis for cheese wedges, eating cold raviolis with one's hands, thinking that Vaccines cause Autism and intentionally rusting metals and cutting brakes on vehicles. It can also be associated with all-around “Redneck” acts like having a vehicle that is in bad condition, that is unnecessary loud or Big and driving recklessly.
This guy has Cooterisms
I feel like I have severe Cooterisms
You have a lot of Cooterisms
by Cooter the Scooter August 4, 2020
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