2 definitions by Coonmumcher 123

Ewank

A man who loves only money. Often has tonsillitis and spends the time frequently masterbating

that ewank fuckin spunked on that girl over there

by Coonmumcher 123 February 6, 2019

Spak head

Someone who is so retarded they physically struggle performing normal tasks and often interfere with normal people.

That fuckin spak head is the worst fuckin fortnite teammate. He fuckin built infront of me the spak head.

by Coonmumcher 123 January 10, 2019