2 definitions by Cool Kid Library

When a man makes a jar of shit and cum and blends it, mixes it with water, pours it on someone's face, pins them down and farts on them for 5 minute straight until shit comes out, then proceeds to shove a tiny turd up the woman's vigina. and scream at her face and run away.
Holy shit did you see that Florida Man on the news?
Yeah bro what was that!?
by Cool Kid Library March 23, 2023
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