While most people would think
that a contractor's kit might consist
of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real
Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck
on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length
of rope, and a Smith
with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your
displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.
ex. 1. "Hey Joey
you wanna go to that party
broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string
up the Contractor's Kit."
ex. 2. "Hey Matty what
you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string
up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?