the increasing number of people now owning
ipods. These people can be seen
you look, and can be identified by a pod-carrying strap
around their upper
arm, or a long, white cord snaking out of their pockets. It's estimated that in 7 short years, the Pod People will have completely overrun
all major world governments. I should know. They already got me.
We are the Pod People. You will
join us and will
listen to over 10,000 songs at only
99 cents each. Resistance is futile.