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Definitions by Comrade Dmitri

The IQ of one of these peices of scum-shits can be found using the following equation:

IQ = 1
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no. of gold chains^2

If you are a chav yourself, and cannot grasp the significance of this equation, it means: The more gold chains you have, the dumber you will.
2)a) If A chav has a total of only 3 gold chains on him/her, how intelligent is she/he?

IQ = 1
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3^2

IQ = 1/9

The Chav has an IQ of 1/9. The average is 90-100.
chav by Comrade Dmitri February 18, 2004