Composer man's definitions

Beeto

A boner so intense, that your dick turns red like a beet.

Honey, head to the bedroom quick! I have a massive beeto and am about to have a jizzsplosion

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Shloopa

A shit so long that it touches your balls when it falls down.

I just had a massive solid shloopa, come look at the skid mark it left on my sack!

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Flun

A toy gun that can’t kill people

Little Billy shot daddy Billy. Little Billy is upset because he used a flun and daddy Billy is still alive.

by Composer man May 16, 2022

Hon

A word that old white ladies call teenage boys or young to give themselves a sense of superiority.

Helen (the old white lady with a thick midwestern accent): ooh excuuuuse me hon!

Me: She thinks she’s better than me?

by Composer man April 25, 2022

Pumbo

A huge belly that hangs below your belt, so big that it often gives children of the unfortunate height concussions.

Marty has such a pumbo, he just knock out a little girl. He shouldn’t be allowed on planes because his belly is a weapon.

by Composer man May 16, 2022

96

When you have a nasty breakup to when you see each other in public, you look away.

Cleetis and Goon broke up, they can’t interact if they see each other in public now so they 96 whenever they see each other.

by Composer man September 9, 2022

Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.

Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!

by Composer man May 12, 2022