Composer man's definitions

Brahms

Somebody who thinks they are better than you because they listen to old music.

Johannes: Ha, loser! You listen to modern pop? You don’t know music!

Franz: Shut up dude! You’re such a fucking Brahms!

by Composer man May 5, 2022

Mahler

An extremely tragic composer who has you in chills every time the violins shriek. His later music gets more dissonant after his wife cheated on him and his daughter bit the dust. Mahler was a tense ball of flesh.

Person 1: “Bro, ya gotta listen to Mahler’s 10th symphony! It sounds like nails on a chalkboard!”

Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”

Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”

Person 2: “wha…”

Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”

Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”

by Composer man March 7, 2022

Shloopa

A shit so long that it touches your balls when it falls down.

I just had a massive solid shloopa, come look at the skid mark it left on my sack!

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Beeto

A boner so intense, that your dick turns red like a beet.

Honey, head to the bedroom quick! I have a massive beeto and am about to have a jizzsplosion

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Frozlick

A word describing something that makes you want to go out and eat snow.

I am bored, I want to make a definition that is frozlick. Eat away my friend, especially the yellow stuff🙃

by Composer man May 16, 2022

Flun

A toy gun that can’t kill people

Little Billy shot daddy Billy. Little Billy is upset because he used a flun and daddy Billy is still alive.

by Composer man May 16, 2022

Isotine

1. The term you use when you don’t know when to use quarantine or isolation.

2. A germ you use when you want to keep people away from you.

1- I don’t know what the difference between quarantine and isolation is, and the CDC ain’t so clear on the difference, so I just use “isotine” now.

2-
Person 1: Bro you wanna hang out?

Person 2: No, I don’t feel like it.

Person 1: Really, can I just come over and talk and bitch about my issues?

Person 2: Bro I’m in isotine!

Person 1: Oh ok, now I won’t be an annoying asshole bitch that talks to you about all my bitchy problems.

Person 2:😉👍

by Composer man April 25, 2022