An extremely tragic composer who has you in chills every time the violins shriek. His later music gets more dissonant after his wife cheated on him and his daughter bit the dust. Mahler was a tense ball of flesh.
Person 1: “Bro, ya gotta listen to Mahler’s 10th symphony! It sounds like nails on a chalkboard!”
Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”
Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”
Person 2: “wha…”
Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”
Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”
Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”
Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”
Person 2: “wha…”
Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”
Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”
by Composer man March 07, 2022
Get the Mahlermug. 1. The term you use when you don’t know when to use quarantine or isolation.
2. A germ you use when you want to keep people away from you.
2. A germ you use when you want to keep people away from you.
1- I don’t know what the difference between quarantine and isolation is, and the CDC ain’t so clear on the difference, so I just use “isotine” now.
2-
Person 1: Bro you wanna hang out?
Person 2: No, I don’t feel like it.
Person 1: Really, can I just come over and talk and bitch about my issues?
Person 2: Bro I’m in isotine!
Person 1: Oh ok, now I won’t be an annoying asshole bitch that talks to you about all my bitchy problems.
Person 2:😉👍
2-
Person 1: Bro you wanna hang out?
Person 2: No, I don’t feel like it.
Person 1: Really, can I just come over and talk and bitch about my issues?
Person 2: Bro I’m in isotine!
Person 1: Oh ok, now I won’t be an annoying asshole bitch that talks to you about all my bitchy problems.
Person 2:😉👍
by Composer man April 25, 2022
Get the Isotinemug. Jason is such a seasapussy, he only knows salt and sugar, and he will give a racist rant whenever someone gives him an actually good food that isn’t bland like his white-ass food.
by Composer man April 25, 2022
Get the Seasapussymug. Terrance and Phillip both have Yellowknifes. It doesn’t need to be pixelated because it already looks like that on their own.
by Composer man April 28, 2022
Get the Yellowknifemug. by Composer man April 26, 2022
Get the Beetomug. It will be a lovely day when Afgaynistan becomes a reality, but for now we will have to make due with Afghanistan.
by Composer man November 29, 2022
Get the Afgaynistanmug. Johannes: Ha, loser! You listen to modern pop? You don’t know music!
Franz: Shut up dude! You’re such a fucking Brahms!
Franz: Shut up dude! You’re such a fucking Brahms!
by Composer man May 05, 2022
Get the Brahmsmug.