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An extremely tragic composer who has you in chills every time the violins shriek. His later music gets more dissonant after his wife cheated on him and his daughter bit the dust. Mahler was a tense ball of flesh.
Person 1: “Bro, ya gotta listen to Mahler’s 10th symphony! It sounds like nails on a chalkboard!”
Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”
Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”
Person 2: “wha…”
Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”
Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”
Person 2: “that doesn’t sound good…”
Person 1: “No, it’s Mahler! Everything sounds good.”
Person 2: “wha…”
Person 1: “Oh Mahler, I feel your pain! You make me feel like I’m dying while my wife is cheating on me!”
Person 2: (listens to Mahler 10) “… ma… ma…mahlerrrr…… help me, I have fallen and I can’t get up.”
by Composer man March 7, 2022
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2. A germ you use when you want to keep people away from you.
2. A germ you use when you want to keep people away from you.
1- I don’t know what the difference between quarantine and isolation is, and the CDC ain’t so clear on the difference, so I just use “isotine” now.
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Person 1: Bro you wanna hang out?
Person 2: No, I don’t feel like it.
Person 1: Really, can I just come over and talk and bitch about my issues?
Person 2: Bro I’m in isotine!
Person 1: Oh ok, now I won’t be an annoying asshole bitch that talks to you about all my bitchy problems.
Person 2:😉👍
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Person 1: Bro you wanna hang out?
Person 2: No, I don’t feel like it.
Person 1: Really, can I just come over and talk and bitch about my issues?
Person 2: Bro I’m in isotine!
Person 1: Oh ok, now I won’t be an annoying asshole bitch that talks to you about all my bitchy problems.
Person 2:😉👍
by Composer man April 25, 2022
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Me: She thinks she’s better than me?
Me: She thinks she’s better than me?
by Composer man April 25, 2022
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Marty has such a pumbo, he just knock out a little girl. He shouldn’t be allowed on planes because his belly is a weapon.
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