Composer man's definitions

Flun

A toy gun that can’t kill people

Little Billy shot daddy Billy. Little Billy is upset because he used a flun and daddy Billy is still alive.

by Composer man May 16, 2022

Beeto

A boner so intense, that your dick turns red like a beet.

Honey, head to the bedroom quick! I have a massive beeto and am about to have a jizzsplosion

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Chugarrhea

What you get when you drink so much water, that it gives you diarrhea.

I got explosive chugarrhea from drinking too much water during cross-country.

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Shloopa

A shit so long that it touches your balls when it falls down.

I just had a massive solid shloopa, come look at the skid mark it left on my sack!

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Hon

A word that old white ladies call teenage boys or young to give themselves a sense of superiority.

Helen (the old white lady with a thick midwestern accent): ooh excuuuuse me hon!

Me: She thinks she’s better than me?

by Composer man April 25, 2022

Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.

Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!

by Composer man May 12, 2022

Pumbo

A huge belly that hangs below your belt, so big that it often gives children of the unfortunate height concussions.

Marty has such a pumbo, he just knock out a little girl. He shouldn’t be allowed on planes because his belly is a weapon.

by Composer man May 16, 2022