Composer man's definitions

Favor Baiting

A manipulative tactic that involves asking someone to do a small favor for them, only to lead the way to more, usually larger favors. This tactic is most often used by roommates, couples, parents, and coworkers.

Fred: Hey Rob, could you take out the trash for me?

Rob: Sure dude! takes out trash

Fred: Ok, now can you clean the entire kitchen, paint the house, and wipe my ass because you’re my bitch now boi!

Rob: oh, so you’re favor baiting me, I see. Fuck you!

by Composer man November 9, 2024

Boingo

A large erect penis, that if you flick, if would wobble around.

Chad has such a boingo, I saw it in the locker room earlier.

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Your Friends

Some people you know that you love, but not in a sexual way. The same people that you can’t talk about on this website.

As I am naming this definition “your friends,” I am breaking a rule.

by Composer man April 25, 2022

Beeto

A boner so intense that your sick turns red like a beet.

Honey hurry! Get to the bed, I have the most raging beeto I’m about to have a jizzsplosion

by Composer man April 25, 2022

Brahms

Somebody who thinks they are better than you because they listen to old music.

Johannes: Ha, loser! You listen to modern pop? You don’t know music!

Franz: Shut up dude! You’re such a fucking Brahms!

by Composer man May 5, 2022

Shloopa

A shit so long that it touches your balls when it falls down.

I just had a massive solid shloopa, come look at the skid mark it left on my sack!

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Beeto

A boner so intense, that your dick turns red like a beet.

Honey, head to the bedroom quick! I have a massive beeto and am about to have a jizzsplosion

by Composer man April 26, 2022