Composer man's definitions

Seasapussy

A person (likely an American) who cannot handle any foods with seasonings or actual flavor.

Jason is such a seasapussy, he only knows salt and sugar, and he will give a racist rant whenever someone gives him an actually good food that isn’t bland like his white-ass food.

by Composer man April 25, 2022

Your Friends

Some people you know that you love, but not in a sexual way. The same people that you can’t talk about on this website.

As I am naming this definition “your friends,” I am breaking a rule.

by Composer man April 25, 2022

Chugarrhea

What you get when you drink so much water, that it gives you diarrhea.

I got explosive chugarrhea from drinking too much water during cross-country.

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Shloopa

A shit so long that it touches your balls when it falls down.

I just had a massive solid shloopa, come look at the skid mark it left on my sack!

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Beeto

A boner so intense, that your dick turns red like a beet.

Honey, head to the bedroom quick! I have a massive beeto and am about to have a jizzsplosion

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Boingo

A large erect penis, that if you flick, if would wobble around.

Chad has such a boingo, I saw it in the locker room earlier.

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Yellowknife

A Canadian’s penis, usually not yellow or a knife, but actually just a little rectangle.

Terrance and Phillip both have Yellowknifes. It doesn’t need to be pixelated because it already looks like that on their own.

by Composer man April 28, 2022