Composer man's definitions

Beeto

A boner so intense that your sick turns red like a beet.

Honey hurry! Get to the bed, I have the most raging beeto I’m about to have a jizzsplosion

by Composer man April 25, 2022

Lakki Sunuu Tauka

A set of words I made up to describe a place that has lots of evergreen, lots of snow, and lots of lakes. It is meant to sound Finnish because Finland has that.

You can see a Lakki Sunuu Tauka in North America too. Lots of Canada, Alaska, and the Upper Midwest and New England are like this.

by Composer man November 29, 2022

Favor Baiting

A manipulative tactic that involves asking someone to do a small favor for them, only to lead the way to more, usually larger favors. This tactic is most often used by roommates, couples, parents, and coworkers.

Fred: Hey Rob, could you take out the trash for me?

Rob: Sure dude! takes out trash

Fred: Ok, now can you clean the entire kitchen, paint the house, and wipe my ass because you’re my bitch now boi!

Rob: oh, so you’re favor baiting me, I see. Fuck you!

by Composer man November 9, 2024

Boingo

A large erect penis, that if you flick, if would wobble around.

Chad has such a boingo, I saw it in the locker room earlier.

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Flun

A toy gun that can’t kill people

Little Billy shot daddy Billy. Little Billy is upset because he used a flun and daddy Billy is still alive.

by Composer man May 16, 2022

Shloopa

A shit so long that it touches your balls when it falls down.

I just had a massive solid shloopa, come look at the skid mark it left on my sack!

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Beeto

A boner so intense, that your dick turns red like a beet.

Honey, head to the bedroom quick! I have a massive beeto and am about to have a jizzsplosion

by Composer man April 26, 2022