Composer man's definitions

Lakki Sunuu Tauka

A set of words I made up to describe a place that has lots of evergreen, lots of snow, and lots of lakes. It is meant to sound Finnish because Finland has that.

You can see a Lakki Sunuu Tauka in North America too. Lots of Canada, Alaska, and the Upper Midwest and New England are like this.

by Composer man November 29, 2022

Boingo

A large erect penis, that if you flick, if would wobble around.

Chad has such a boingo, I saw it in the locker room earlier.

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Beeto

A boner so intense, that your dick turns red like a beet.

Honey, head to the bedroom quick! I have a massive beeto and am about to have a jizzsplosion

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Shloopa

A shit so long that it touches your balls when it falls down.

I just had a massive solid shloopa, come look at the skid mark it left on my sack!

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Chugarrhea

What you get when you drink so much water, that it gives you diarrhea.

I got explosive chugarrhea from drinking too much water during cross-country.

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Hon

A word that old white ladies call teenage boys or young to give themselves a sense of superiority.

Helen (the old white lady with a thick midwestern accent): ooh excuuuuse me hon!

Me: She thinks she’s better than me?

by Composer man April 25, 2022

South Park Statement

A statement that is so fucking stupid, that you wonder if a character said that in South Park.

Don: World hunger is falling to an all time low!
Chet: The children are becoming white!
Don: What? That is so retarded! Stop making these South Park statements!
Chet: I could have sworn you said there were less hungry kids.

by Composer man December 27, 2023