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Turn Based Strategy

Refers to a style of game in which players are given a large amount of time to decide what their next move will be. Essentially, trading actions with their opponent.

Probably inspired by the Gentlemans' war, basically like the real life version of Turn Based Strategy.

The opposite of RTS.
Risk is an example of turn based strategy
by CommandoDude October 2, 2010
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Grenade Artillery

A tactic used in FPS games in which players lob grenades into the air towards the enemy spawn attempting to get a lucky kill.

The tactic requires extensive knowledge of the current map and a sense of predictability in knowing where the enemy will usually head.

Though, this only works well in round based games because spawn points are fixed.

The best way to avoid grenade artillery is to look at the sky in the early game and watch out for small flying objects heading in your vecinity
Unknown Soldier sprinted around the corner, poised to bring his bullets upon his enemies.

When suddenly he exploded, a grenade had been flailed from the otherside of the map and killed him...to shame.

...Damned Grenade Artillery
by CommandoDude March 14, 2009
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Progressive

1. The new Derogatory term for "Libtard" aka "Liberal" aka Commie or Socialist.

2. Individual in favor of reviving said early 1900's movement to cull corporate and government corruption, protecting the average American, and expanding civil rights.
1. Damn Progressives! They want to destroy our way of life by taxing the shit out of us and making the government run every damn thing by socialising America so they can bow down to those terrorists and commies while taking away our guns so that we can't fight back. Fucking Liberal baby killing pinko unamerican surrenderist welfare state handout socialists!

2. Damn government! They're robbing the middle class Americans so they can give money to the rich by cutting their taxes and bailing them out with our social security we paid for and giving them monopolies on everything we damn well need like gas and healthcare while they screw over the working class who can barely keep a family working 3 different jobs! Fucking scumbags want to cut low income benefits so we all end up like penniless beggers on the street so the wall street fat cats can buy better private jets.
by CommandoDude August 31, 2010
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World Wide Web

Dad, it's called the Internet, not the World Wide Web, get out of the 90s.
by CommandoDude September 26, 2010
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Debunker

An individual, usually a scientist with a PhD or someone with expertise in their field of work. Whom analyzes the information, facts, and available data salvaged from a controversial point in time which many Conspiracy Nuts have labeled an "Inside Job."

These people corroborate their information, and then construct the most likely scenario that occurred on the day of the controversial event. Usually 'Debunking' wild, pseudo-factual conspiracy theories.
Popular Mechanics is one of the more famous Debunkers, having completely disproven almost every single controversy raised by such inane "Video Documentaries" as Loose Change.
by CommandoDude August 5, 2010
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Big Bertha

A large gun used in WWI by the Germans produced by Krupp Industries.

Big Bertha is usually confused with the Paris gun and was never actually fired at Paris.

In fact, Big Bertha saw very little action aside from bombarding a handfull of Forts in Belgium, most French soldiers who were captured from bombarded forts claimed

"No one can stand up to Big Bertha's might" when in fact they had never been shelled by Big Bertha at all.
Dood! Big Bertha gunna mow down Paris again.

You're an idiot, Big Bertha never even shelled Paris you dolt.
by CommandoDude March 24, 2008
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1st

Expression usually given by brainless idiots to indicate 'first'

Usually in the conext of first comment, or 1st place, etc.

Usually it is used singularly
1st!

Dude, grow up

I stil got 1st fag!
by CommandoDude March 23, 2008
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