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Grenade Artillery

A tactic used in FPS games in which players lob grenades into the air towards the enemy spawn attempting to get a lucky kill.

The tactic requires extensive knowledge of the current map and a sense of predictability in knowing where the enemy will usually head.

Though, this only works well in round based games because spawn points are fixed.

The best way to avoid grenade artillery is to look at the sky in the early game and watch out for small flying objects heading in your vecinity
Unknown Soldier sprinted around the corner, poised to bring his bullets upon his enemies.

When suddenly he exploded, a grenade had been flailed from the otherside of the map and killed him...to shame.

...Damned Grenade Artillery
by CommandoDude March 14, 2009
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Turn Based Strategy

Refers to a style of game in which players are given a large amount of time to decide what their next move will be. Essentially, trading actions with their opponent.

Probably inspired by the Gentlemans' war, basically like the real life version of Turn Based Strategy.

The opposite of RTS.
Risk is an example of turn based strategy
by CommandoDude October 2, 2010
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jump crouch

The act of jumping and systematically crouching almost instantaneously after, usually to reach a higher objective/platform then previously unattainable. It is also a common tactic used in most FPS games to dodge bullets in combat and make themselves harder to track. Though, it is impossible to perform in real life.

Most recent games penalize jumping by making a player temporarily slower after the aformentioned action, making the Jump Crouch tactic much less effective and mostly rendered a last ditch effort. Though, mastery of this skill will have you spinning circles around your enemies.
Dragonforce43 Jump crouched up onto that ledge

Spartan2560 Jump Crouched and got me!!1!

OMG! u dont know how 2 jump crouch? fag lol
by CommandoDude February 7, 2008
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Windows XP

The best damn operating system ever made, except maybe Windows 2000. So good, that people are still using it even after 9 years (an eternity in computer time) despite the fact Microsoft came out with two more Operating Systems since then.
You can tell someone is a jealous mac/linux fanboy by the way they bash Windows XP.
by CommandoDude September 26, 2010
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backfired

Verb; An attempt to fix something in which the fixing actually makes the situation worse for you. Common on the internet when an arguement "backfires" and makes you look stupid.
nub 1:My mom is not FAT! See! *insert link*

person 2: Dude! She totally is, your arguement totally backfired on you. Lol, dumbass.
by CommandoDude March 14, 2008
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Debunker

An individual, usually a scientist with a PhD or someone with expertise in their field of work. Whom analyzes the information, facts, and available data salvaged from a controversial point in time which many Conspiracy Nuts have labeled an "Inside Job."

These people corroborate their information, and then construct the most likely scenario that occurred on the day of the controversial event. Usually 'Debunking' wild, pseudo-factual conspiracy theories.
Popular Mechanics is one of the more famous Debunkers, having completely disproven almost every single controversy raised by such inane "Video Documentaries" as Loose Change.
by CommandoDude August 5, 2010
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ardennes forest

A dense forest located in Belgium between France and Germany. During WWII the Germans passed through the thought to be "unpassable" Ardennes forest. At the time this was the least defended sector in France, the Germans bypassed the Maginot line and seized France.

In retaliation, the French surrendered. Way to botch that one up you Frenchies.
"Zey are cooming thru ze Ardennes forest!"

"Impossiblay, it is 'Unpassable' you fool"

*Germans arrive*

"Ve surrendur!"
by CommandoDude February 7, 2008
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