When a man walks
in to the room, grabs a magazine, and walks
away with it; he is going
to take a shit. Leave him alone! This is special time
, in which
a man gets to fully relax, and ponder the meaning of life. This is the only time
he doesn't have to listen to his GF/wife/coworker bitch about
something. Without this special time
, man would go insane and might hurt or kill another.
Since he grabbed
the magazine, you also
need to protect
yourself from the smell, you know
what is coming, you have been warned. Don't sit their and act stupid, and then bitch about
after the fact.
Andy, Todd, and Matt
are sitting around
watching Sunday Football. Andy gets, up grabs a magazine
, and the stage has been set.
Todd "ANDY, DID YOU SEE THAT PASS?!"
"who, hang on, He's got a magazine
Andy, says nothing, he doesn't have to, He's got a magazine