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Colonel Cockenstein's definitions
turdburglar
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The act of
trespassing
into an anus and
snatching
one's turd in an
unsuspecting
manner
That
Goldstein
is
such a
turdburglar. He likes
the way
they melt in is mouth and not in his hand
by
Colonel Cockenstein
October 29, 2003
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