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Slaps

The ultimate drinking game. Played by at least three people sat in a circle. The game begins with everyone chanting the following: 'Whats the name of the game? Slaps. Whats the object? To get fucked.'
The person that starts in number 1 must shout out '1' while tapping either their left shoulder or their right shoulder. Whatever shoulder is tapped that is the direction the play goes so the next person is number 2. This continues until you get to number 7. Whoever is number 7 must place one hand over the other and the top hand decides the direction. Number 8 and 9 are the same as before but on number 10 you must point to someone who then has to drink for then has to drink for 10 seconds. If someone messes up before that they must drink for that number of seconds.
Billy, Bob and Timmy (Shouting together): Whats the name of the game? Slaps! Whats the object to get fucked!

*Bob messes up on number 7*

Timmy and Billy Together: AHHHHH wanker. drink for 7 seconds!

Billy: You're such a tool Bob
by Colm.. March 31, 2009
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Drafted

The word used to describe messages that you save in your phone as a note to yourself on a drunken night out.
*Bob falls on his bum during night out*

*Billy makes note in his phone: 'Bob fell'*

*Billy wakes up next morning and reads message. Texts Bob: You tool you fell last night. I completed forgot about it but luckily it was drafted.
by Colm.. April 14, 2009
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1 Bullet

A term used to describe the person you hate most in the world. I.e. If you only had 1 bullet to kill one person in the world.
Boy : Man I hate that fat cunt. He is definitly my 1 Bullet
by Colm.. December 27, 2008
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