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Collie

She's a one hot ass lady. She's picky, slim and healthy. She got gorgeous eyes, hair and body. Girls "die" of jealousy to be her and guys "die" to have her. Shes feisty, outrageous, attractive and very +18 content sexual. Shes into everything. She wants what she wants, she deserves what she deserves and no one can tell her no and bugging her way. She was the talk of the city, school and pretty much everywhere she steps foot in. You need a girl like Collie in your life. Shes honestly the most trust worthy person in the universe. Step to have a healthy&happy life is to get a Collie!! Goodluck.

Your friends: Have you seen her?
Me: Who?
You friends: That hot jucier girl, Collie!!!
Me: N-
Collie walks past
Your friends&Me: Dayyummmmmm *heart throbs*

by Collie's all time crush November 17, 2020