3 definitions by College Student

scottish taco

To masturbate with a tortilla shell while wearing a kilt.

I went to Scotland and saw a man making a Scottish taco!

by College Student March 25, 2015

l33tsp34k

retard speech coined by fags who slept through their English classes.

by College Student March 16, 2003

getmethefuckoutofherenow

An exclamation of extreme hopelessness, despair, and pain. Is the only thing that can describe college life.

This morning I woke up and realized that being in my dorm wasn't a dream, and exclaimed "GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE NOW!"

by College Student February 20, 2004