Definitions by Colin Bowel

running of the bulls 

when yo bowls emit a loose, light brown (or sandlewood, if you will) fecal discharge at an inopportune momemt.

Egad, Chalmers, I'd love to continue this conversation, but I must make haste to the toilet as I've just had a little running of the bulls

running of the bulls by Colin Bowel October 20, 2003

Mullah of Carjackistan 

the Middle East's wealthiest potentate. He governs his Islamic kingdom under strict Shiite (pronounced Sheeyat) rule. The mullah hates whitey.

The Mullah of Carjackistan funds terrorism on a global scale.

Mullah of Carjackistan by Colin Bowel October 1, 2003

weapons of mass destruction

a general term used to describe nonexistant items. Similiar to the unicorn, Tooth Fairy, Loch Ness Monster or contents of Al Capone's vault.

Iraq has many weapons of mass destruction.

weapons of mass destruction by Colin Bowel September 29, 2003