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Ryan Howard

King Kong with a bigger nose and who plays first base for the Philadelphia Pussies. He hits a ton of home runs but strikes out a lot because a gorilla don't know how to play ball. He is married to Jimmy Rollins and his mistress is Cole Hamels and his daddy is Jamie (transvestite) Moyer.

Newsflash... Philadelphia first baseman, Ryan Howard, is climbing up the Empire state building.

by Cole Hamels March 19, 2009