1 definition by Cole Carrol

Wedgies

any wedgie that is given to a dork or loser who still wears tighty whiteys by a cool jock who wears damn expensive brand name boxers wedgies hurt like hell i know from experience.
Wedgies do hurt bad!

i am 13 right now and my mom still buys me tighty whiteys i was on of the popular guys in school until my best friend in the seventh grade thought it would be funny to knock me out while i was in my tighty whiteys in the locker room (nobody knew i wore them cuz i allways changed my shirt last) i woke up hang from the school flagpole in my tighty whiteys with sperm all over my body and i could taste it in my mouth i also had a flag that said im gay right next to me so ya the next morning at about four am my "friends" came back and got me down it turns out i was up there all day for everyone to see when we got out and they started giving me nuclear, atomic, propeller, and all kinds of wedgies you name it they did it they did the marvin 13 times!!!! after that they tied my hands and and feet together and hung in the old shower room after making me suck all their dicks they gave me two laxatives and some nasty stuff to make me pee all day and lots of water so i with my penis and ass hurting so bad i pissed my pants like 30 times and and shit like 3 times the room was full of old equipment so i had to yell for the sixth graders me being in the 8th grade SUPER EMBARASMENT!!!! and the mean evil male gym teacher got me down cleaned me got me some clothes from the LOST AND FOUND (eeeewwwwwwwww!!) and called my mom they never asked who did it and they never found out from then on i was actually gay yes i liked the taste of dick so what i remained the queer dork and that was only 2 weeks ago so ya it hurt like hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Cole Carrol November 13, 2006