Cole's definitions

tomtoolery

adj: To describe a situation of a non-heterosexual nature.

You've cockblocked me twice tonight! I've had enough of this tomtoolery!

by Cole September 13, 2004

Plaid Clit

Similiar to blue balls and also known as vasocongestion.
The discomfort in females when aroused but not able to orgasm which is due to the buildup of blood, ejaculatory fluids and pressure in the vulva and pelvic region.
Easily "cured" with masturation or lessened with time.

Sometimes she took so long to orgasm from oral that her boyfriend stopped and she was left with plaid clit.

by cole September 23, 2005

C-Diddily

A person in Kansas who knows he is white but purposely takes the nickname of a seemingly ghetto origin. Short for Cole D.

What up C-Diddily?
You were killed by C-Diddily with an AK-47
Shit son its C-Diddily

by Cole May 3, 2003

Egosexual

someone who would only have sex with themselves.

Sorry ladies, i'm an egosexual

by cole March 21, 2004

gonads

your testicles,your jewels,your cookies,your nuts,your beans ect........

my stupid ex-wife kicked me in the gonads

by cole January 1, 2004

Freshman 15

When a first year college student (usually a female) eats a ton, and precedes to sit on her ass and gain 15 lbs.

Did you see Suzy back at Christmas? Talk about freshman 15.

by Cole January 15, 2004

fu

furman university

im goin to furman university in south carolina

by cole December 21, 2003