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2 definitions by Coffin Henry

Ancient Aztec priests who use magic to fly humungous stone pyramids around the earth, often conduct bombing runs on Holland and remote parts of California.
The stone temple pilots are coming! Air raid, lights out, total bwack out!
by Coffin Henry June 24, 2006
What you have to do when the airplane is so overcrowded you cannot walk. Always occurs during long 10+ hour flights. The plane will usually crash and catch on fire, making escape very interesting. A hole is commonly torn in the side of the plane as everyone hits the door at the same time.
I had to perform airplane yoga to fit into my economy seat.
by Coffin Henry June 24, 2006