4 definitions by Cockroaches suck balls
An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one
YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”
Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”
Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”
Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”
YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”
What has society become???
Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”
Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”
Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”
YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”
What has society become???
by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022
by Cockroaches suck balls January 19, 2023
WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.
“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”
by Cockroaches suck balls August 24, 2023
alphabet people in 5 years
2027:
Person 1: “You are a cool guy, Person 2. No homo”
Random person: “DID YOU DISRESPECT THE LGBTQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM+ community? CANCELLED! Now you will go homeless because nobody will hire you and we will burn down any house you stay in!”
Person 1: “You are a cool guy, Person 2. No homo”
Random person: “DID YOU DISRESPECT THE LGBTQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM+ community? CANCELLED! Now you will go homeless because nobody will hire you and we will burn down any house you stay in!”
by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022