3 definitions by Cock slimjim 12343221

Doddish

A doddish person is one that has an affinity for children, or a child under the national age of consent.

"Oi steve you know that james bloke?"
"Yes mate, the doddish one init"
"Yeh he got 25 years for noncery"
"Mad ting"

by Cock slimjim 12343221 October 20, 2019

Phallacate

To insert dick cheese

Oi cuz imma phallacate in your mouth

by Cock slimjim 12343221 May 1, 2019

Dodding

Dodding is the act of noncing/preying on a child, under the age of concent

"Oi steve"
"Yes mate"
"Can you stop dodding on the kids for fucks sake?"
"No suck your mum"

by Cock slimjim 12343221 January 28, 2020