Masturbation, jerking off or getting a handjob
I was at home the other night watching porn and burpin' the baby when my mother walked in on me; talk about embarasing!
An insult similar to douchebag or prick that is usually used between friends in a joking manner.
"Whats up you god damn wop monkey."
A very small penis similar to the size and shape of a gerkin pickle.
I feel bad for Chris. With his little gerkin cock he can barely jerk off, let alone please a woman.
A homosexual dance that involves men grinding on each other, either penis to penis or penis to ass.
Oh man, look at those two gay guys dude grinding over there. Get a room!
Possibly the most evil man of all time, he uses common sexual practices to kill.
You better watch out, or the Sexecutioner might face fuck you to death!
The rarest first name for a human male.
I have a friend named Goetch. He is the only man alive with this first name.
A guy who is a piece of shit
"Hey shitguy, stop being such a dick."