2 definitions by Coach 🍆
🍆 On this day a footy prodigy was born. He was blessed with a soft touch, a kind chin (The kind you wanna lay your nutz on), great eyebrows and ocean eyes that are so deep some people say if you fall in you will get lost forever!! He is always a 6 in a 69er and he has a Cavan FC logo tattooed on his lower back.
Shot gun a bud light on October 20 to acknowledge his greatness🍺
Shot gun a bud light on October 20 to acknowledge his greatness🍺
Guy: Yo is it lil pz 🍆 day of birth?
Other guy: oh shit I almost forgot it’s October 20 today!
Both guys grab a bud light hold it up to the sky and yell: this ones for you lil p 🍆 You fucking DICK... then continue to shotgun the BL
Other guy: oh shit I almost forgot it’s October 20 today!
Both guys grab a bud light hold it up to the sky and yell: this ones for you lil p 🍆 You fucking DICK... then continue to shotgun the BL
by Coach 🍆 October 18, 2019
When someone doesn’t follow the Official Rule Book that was developed for their own success so that the person who cares about them doesn’t just peace out and give up on them. The shitty person always has some kind of excuse why they didn’t do something and never awknowledges their shittiness until their actions are brought to their attention. I guess the only way to fix shittiness is to strike every time they are shitty 🤷🏻 ♀️ Maybe juan day they’ll get the hint!?
Hmm... another obomb... an expired chat!? Double shit tally. Guess that’s what is to be expected from a shit guy 🤷🏻 ♀️
by Coach 🍆 January 22, 2021