Claudius Caesar's definitions

Mayonnaise Mania

(n.) when a non-white person has a distinct preference for white people and wants to have his/her mixed carmel babies. Similar to curry fever or jungle fever.

Brownie 1: "Holy shit! Look at that white boy over there! He is so pale, his skin looks like mayonnaise! Mmmm...Now I'm hungry..."

Brownie 2: "Uh-oh, I think you have mayonnaise mania!"

by Claudius Caesar February 7, 2010