Definitions by Clark Potter

uncle fucker 

1. A man who has an incesteous relationship with or sexual fantasies about his uncle. 2. A bagpipe playing member of the Coast Guard Reserves. 3. A beer making school teacher. 4. A man who studies geneology so he can learn about all the uncles he will never have a chance to fuck. 5. A bottom to his uncle's top.

My brother is an uncle fucker but I am not.

uncle fucker by Clark Potter December 13, 2003

Stuz

A man in an incestuous relationship with or with incestuous fantasies about his uncle. An uncle fucker. Also called a Stew, or a Sterdy Boy.

God! My brother is a stuz. I walked in the bathroom and busted him giving a cleveland stamer to my Uncle Ralph.

Stuz by Clark Potter December 12, 2003

alabama crimson tide 

heavy menstural flow exhibited by a woman from Alabama.

That girl from Birmingham has had to change her pad three times already. She's must be having an Alabama Crimson Tide

alabama crimson tide by Clark Potter December 11, 2003