Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR)'s definitions

Anal relocation

A surgical procedure in which the rectum and anus are moved to a more convenient location.

Tim always carried around breath mints to hide his shit breath. After all, you can't maintain a relationship if your g/f tastes poop on your lips every time you kiss. Tim should have waited a few years for that anal relocation.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

analectomy

Prompt removal of the anus due to infection or for cosmectic purposes.

Fred, does this dress make me look fat?
Yeah, it does. Maybe you should get an analectomy.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Anal Richter Scale

a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes

Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!

Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

Leftover Anal

Whatever is left of a woman's tender anus after a long stint of anal excitement.

Regina wasn't even worth cornholing after sleeping with everyone on the New Jersey Nets. Talk about leftover anal!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

reoccuring puberty

When you go through the exact same stages of puberty, common among males ages 18- 36 and Puerto Rican women

"Puberty's better the second time around!"

"This puberty came with a vagina, too!" shouted Bobby.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

negrotic

Of or relating to the African American race.

Bobby got his bike stolen and proclaimed it was 'negrotic.'

Jesse went to jail and it was no surprise because half of his family was already there. They all diagnosed with accute negrotism.

Karl had 5 kids with 4 different baby's mommas making him text book negrotic.

Fred needed rims for his '81 Honda CRX and he knew just where to find them - the Negrotic Outlet on highway 3, past the homeless junction.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

cute apple behind

Viluptuous backside

JR proclaimed that Shawn Michaels had a cute apple behind

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004