A polytheistic religion in which you worship multiple scene kings and queens.
ie: Audrey Kitching, Oliver Sykes, Alex Evans, Kiki Kannibal.
If you're fake, (a poser) or a tool, you'll be shunned from this 'religion'.
Places of worship: myspace.com, and local shows; including hardcore/crunkcore/powerpop bands. Remember, you don't have to know these bands, they just have to have cool band names and cool hair.
Girl: "OMGZ! I love Audrey Kitching, she's like a God. I'm going to convert to scene-ism."
Boy: "You're cool."