University of Second Choice
University of Snobby Cunts
University of Sucking Cocks
University of Spoiled Children
University of Silly Caucasians
University of Sassy Cumguzzlers
A second-rate university for elitists located on gang territory within the perimeter of Los Angeles in California.
Academics are not as solid as the USC grad would like one to believe. Overall slightly better than the CSU and slightly below the top UC schools (UCSB, UCB, UCLA). Admissions are heavily tied to legacy and family donations.
A decent athletic program, however.
Ethan is an incoming USC student whose parents gave $100,000 to the school when he was a high school junior. Suffice to say, he was awarded early admission. At least he'll watch some decent football when the fall semester begins. He might actually get a 4.0 even with his mental retardation.