hella fucked

To be screwed in the utmost...to be hella fucked.

EX 1:
Tom: Did you study for that test today?
Sam: Nah, dude. I'm hella fucked...
EX 2:
Jim: The Yanks have 3 on and none out.
Tim: Yeah, the BoSox are hella fucked, yo...
EX 3:
Eric: Dude, I just got caught with an ounce o'diesal on me.
Swin: HAHA..yer hella fucked, yo...

by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006

cancer of the prick

Being ineffectual in nearly everything that you do...

"I can't do right by my wife. I work hard all day long and I got three dollars in my pocket. I got cancer of the prick.."

by Christophe Graham May 18, 2006

oxygen eater

Person who is inept at everything he or she does. To be in the same room with these people is to be stupider in every sense of the word. These "oxygen eaters" are born, eat, poop, and die, while serving no purpose at all except to eat my oxygen.

TOM: Yo, is that Stevie over there? Man o' man, is that guy
a waste of space or what?
SAM: Yeah. Stevie is a real oxygen eater all right.
Completely useless...

by Christophe Graham August 01, 2006

toilet music

Farting and the like while sitting on the toilet desperate to dump, and dump well...

Tom: Yo, dude I just went to take a dump, but all that came out were farts and squeaks..
Steve: Ah, you were making the toilet music, dude.

by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006

hyphenate

Fucking dildo rich folk, movie stars, or rock stars who have three fucking names instead of the one name God gave ya.

Tom: Did you see that new movie?
Sam: Which one? The one with Michael Clarke Duncan, Halley
Joel Osmet, Anthony Michael Hall, Samuel L. Jackson,
or Thomas Hayden Church?
Tom: Doesn't matter. They all can suck me off those stupid
hyphenates

by Christophe Graham July 15, 2006

Sir drinks a lot

A friend or foe who is habitually drunk in your presence, or anyone else's for that matter. He is ALWAYS the drunkest person in the room.

Tom: Oi, here comes Sam, and that dope is already three sheets to the wind.
Joe: Yo Sam! Yer fuckin' pathetic dude!
Sam: That's no way to address Sir drinks a lot!
Tom: Whatever, assmunch

by Christophe Graham July 23, 2006

Matrix someone

To Use Extreme martial arts in a fit of anger to neutrilize an enemy.

Todd: Yo, dude. I heard you got in a fight over a chick last night.
Chris: Yeah, I beat his ass...totally Matrixed him. I needed to Matrix someone.

by Christophe Graham June 21, 2006