3 definitions by Christine Delino

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1. A walrus, usually in an aquarium or zoo setting, that is obviously the mother of the other walruses, and therefore has a damaged and flappy vagina.

2. A poor creature who will impress and stupefy teenagers for hours at a time; the object of conversations with complete strangers or new acquaintances on crowded streets.
Tarah mistook the damaged walrus' vagina for a penis, and was awestruck for 17 minutes straight.
by Christine Delino September 01, 2006

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A new sexually transmitted disease discovered by three experts in their fields in the summer of 2006. Flicka is fleas on the genitals. Symptoms include extreme itching and burning, and attack males and females similarly. If you experience any symptoms, you should contact your doctor and seek a test immediately. This groundbreaking STD is extremely painful, as well as highly contagious.
"I heard that hoe over there got flicka from some chick Stephanie," whispered Tarah.
"We should get tested for flicka ourselves," replied Rico.
by Christine Delino August 28, 2006

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A new sexually transmitted disease discovered by three experts in their fields in the summer of 2006. Flicka is fleas on the genitals. Symptoms include extreme itching and burning, and attack males and females similarly. If you experience any symptoms, you should contact your doctor and seek a test immediately. This groundbreaking STD is extremely painful, as well as highly contagious.
"I heard that hoe over there got flicka from some chick Stephanie," whispered Tarah.
"We should get tested for flicka ourselves," whispered Rico.
by Christine Delino August 28, 2006

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