1 definition by Chrisssy T

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A phrase in which grabs the attention of an innocent civilian, and directs that person to touch you, in a sexual or completely safe and g-rated way!!
1. As the hottest girl in school walked past me in the hall, and said "hi", all I could say in response was "TOUCH ME".
by Chrisssy T March 27, 2007

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