Definitions by Chris Zed

Gwirdle 

1. Goblin, beast, mythical creature in Irish folk lore
2. A person from the West Country in the UK, farmer type. Wurzel

Beware in the forests for there lies a Gwirdle.
Do not make conversation with a Gwirdle for they will steal your buttons.

Have you just seen that Gwirdle down the field?
He's a bit of a Gwirdle.

Gwirdle by Chris Zed September 26, 2005