4 definitions by Chris Wilder
Melbourne is a great place, has lots to do, great history, amazing public transport and is of course the birthplace of footy. Everything about Melbourne is great, including the people.
Except for the children.
In Melbourne, most twelve year old kids have already had sex, vaped, smoked, done drugs or whatnot. Melbourne is fucked.
I’m from Melbourne btw.
Except for the children.
In Melbourne, most twelve year old kids have already had sex, vaped, smoked, done drugs or whatnot. Melbourne is fucked.
I’m from Melbourne btw.
Chinese: wife we should move to melbourne!!!
Everybody from melbourne: don’t for your sake and ours.
Everybody from melbourne: don’t for your sake and ours.
by Chris Wilder November 10, 2021
A storm drain in Hawthorn, Melbourne, that is popular for risk taking teenagers to explore.
The location is a secret, and nearly always passed only orally.
It is comprised of multiple drain systems meeting up to form a large main drain.
The location is a secret, and nearly always passed only orally.
It is comprised of multiple drain systems meeting up to form a large main drain.
by Chris Wilder April 11, 2021
The street where private school kids walk down after school from schools such as Scotch College and MLC. You can find many immature grade sevens trying to date and impress girls on the oval nearby.
Often abbreviated as Glen.
Often abbreviated as Glen.
Dude: Oh yeah mate saw a girl at glen oval
Me: howdya know she’s not just a thirteen year old Kew high kid who tries to be cool walking down glenferrie
Me: howdya know she’s not just a thirteen year old Kew high kid who tries to be cool walking down glenferrie
by Chris Wilder January 18, 2021
The Melbourne one
A prestigious school in Hawthorn, larger and better than the knock off one in Perth (original was founded in 1851, the Perth one was founded in 1890)
Year nines have horrible mullets and try to be eshays but fail and year seven kids are gay
Too many asians most of them are nerds
You can find many blokes from there walking down glenferrie trying to flirt on girls from the nearby girls school MLC
A prestigious school in Hawthorn, larger and better than the knock off one in Perth (original was founded in 1851, the Perth one was founded in 1890)
Year nines have horrible mullets and try to be eshays but fail and year seven kids are gay
Too many asians most of them are nerds
You can find many blokes from there walking down glenferrie trying to flirt on girls from the nearby girls school MLC
The original Scotch College is waaaay better than the one in Perth - me
I know brooo - friend
Kid who attends the one in Perth - I agree with you mine is shit
I know brooo - friend
Kid who attends the one in Perth - I agree with you mine is shit
by Chris Wilder February 16, 2021