Definitions by Chris Spargo
There's no step three!
A reference to a late 90s TV ad for iMac, where Jeff Goldblum detailed "three easy steps to connect to the internet", then realised that he had been a fool and that there was no step three.
Bill: Hey Eric, how can I arouse myself?
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!
There's no step three! by Chris Spargo February 14, 2009
explode ain't no verb
explode ain't no verb by Chris Spargo October 16, 2008
The shoe is on the floor!
A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.
The shoe is on the floor! by Chris Spargo March 5, 2008
ROFLFORK
An expression of laughter, as well as a love of forks. This fusion of forks and humor creates a powerful chemical element which is known only as... ROFLFORK.
ROFLFORK by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008
writing stick
writing stick by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008
magic writing stick
magic writing stick by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008