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Definitions by Chris Spargo

There's no step three! 

A reference to a late 90s TV ad for iMac, where Jeff Goldblum detailed "three easy steps to connect to the internet", then realised that he had been a fool and that there was no step three.
Bill: Hey Eric, how can I arouse myself?
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!
Dreamz meanz Heinz
dreamz by Chris Spargo October 18, 2008

explode ain't no verb 

A phrase used to point out that the word "explode" isn't a verb, you dimwitted fuckhole.
Brian: I'm going to explode you
Tommy: Explode ain't no verb

The shoe is on the floor! 

A quote from Romeo & Juliet, today used to evoke anger and love in the recepient of this well known phrase.
Bill: The shoe is on the floor!
Janet: I LOVE YOU AND I AM ANGRY!

ROFLFORK 

An expression of laughter, as well as a love of forks. This fusion of forks and humor creates a powerful chemical element which is known only as... ROFLFORK.
Chris: Hey, I did something that was rather foolish!
Darren: ROFLFORK
ROFLFORK by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008

writing stick 

Bob: Hey dude can I borrow your writing stick?
writing stick by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008

magic writing stick 

Billy: Hey dude can I borrow your magic writing stick?
magic writing stick by Chris Spargo February 27, 2008