2 definitions by Chris Scholten

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to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.
Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.
by Chris Scholten February 08, 2007

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(GIH-ness)
similar to the word cool or tight or sweet, except slightly better than that.
it should have a Guinness record for bein the coolest person/thing/place etc. in the world.
"That Bullet concert was guinness!"
"OMG, that was the most guinness Canada Day ever! FUCKIN EH!!"
CANADA IS FUCKIN GUINNESS!!! FUCKIN EH!!!!
by Chris Scholten February 08, 2007

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