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Gangle

A person who is awkward and has disproportionate features including a very large head, slime body and long arms. Gangles have almost no control over their body due to lack of coordination.

Gangles also usually are able to touch their knees even when standing straight up and touch things without out moving from extraordinarily long distances. Usually they are male and are often subject to ridicule.

Ganglevitis is said to infect Gangles, although it is a made-up disease similar to Gingervitis. The myth is that it infects people causing there body to grow into funny and gangly shapes also destroying their souls.
Wow Chris is such a gangle! Look at how far he can reach and the way he has almost no coordination whatsoever!
by Chris Miner December 5, 2010
mugGet the Ganglemug.

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