1 definition by Chris Fey
you can say youre a redneck if;
you still say christmas instead of winter festival
youve never protested about seeing the ten commandment posted in public
you bow youre head when someone prays
you treat Vietnam vets with great respect, and ALWAYS have
youve NEVER burned an american flag
you know what you believe and arent afraid to say so, no matter who is listening
you respect your elder and expect your kids to do the same
youd give your last dollar to a friend
you still say christmas instead of winter festival
youve never protested about seeing the ten commandment posted in public
you bow youre head when someone prays
you treat Vietnam vets with great respect, and ALWAYS have
youve NEVER burned an american flag
you know what you believe and arent afraid to say so, no matter who is listening
you respect your elder and expect your kids to do the same
youd give your last dollar to a friend
pride not prejudice, only when you can answer with yes to all of the above, can you say "i might be a redneck"
by Chris Fey November 3, 2006